Time to Shepard in a day of fun and excitement.
Finally! Combining my love for Cradle of Filth with my love for Microsoft Office clipart. Finally.
I own a couple Brandon Bird prints. I feel he’s a very accomplished artist and I enjoy his style. Any man who can incorporate Law and Order: SVU, Jerry Seinfeld and Harrison Ford into their art gets an “A+++ Will do business again” in my metaphorical book.
Brandon pushes the limits again, potentially gaining access to my cold, dead, rock like heart, by giving us an opportunity to color Henry Rollins. We are no stranger to Henry Rollins here at Complete Degenerate, and I feel that any day we can showcase him is a good day in my book. Enjoy!
Hey, Imogen.. quit making the rest of us look bad!
So today I have a bone to pick with Imogen Heap. Frankly, and I’ll just come out and say this, she’s making the rest of us “musicians” look bad. She keeps reinvinting pop music while some of us are still struggling with getting dressed in the morning and fighting the urge not to eat grilled cheese every damn day.
I thought I was being pretty inventive when I added a whammy pedal* and vocal processor* to my set up, but apparently that’s bullshit busch league in her book. She felt the need to blow the rest of us right out of the water.
What I’m referring to is her newest invention of sensor gloves that basically make music for her. She’s got accelerometers, gyroscopes, and magnetometers up in these things. She just gets to stand there and wave her hands, showing off how great she is; while the rest of us have to toil with our barbaric, outdated instruments. My caveman like musical mind isn’t conveying her musical ingenuity to the proper caliber it deserves. Check out the links and be ashamed.
Thank you, Imogen Heap for showing the rest of us exactly how inferior we are to you.
*I’m not actually Tom Morello or the other guy.
Modern marketing for As Seen On TV products treat their potential customers as brain dead, corn huskin’, gaped mouthed morons.
“Oh, what’s that? Can’t figure out the complexity of a blanket? Boy do we have a product for you!”
It’s this kind of bullshit marketing that creates an advertising “it’s so bad it’s good” theme. Ya know, kinda like those Ernest movies? Except these producers really DUMB IT DOWN.
So yeah… this is for the ladies who can’t figure out exactly how…let’s say “sultry” they want to be.
Also, it’s sNSFW.
This may be already old news, but I saw the last Harry Potter. Or, I guess I should say I finally saw the last half of the last Harry Potter? Who knows?
Anyways, I just so happened to be playing a lot of Halo: Reach around the same time the movie was released so this video is double relevant and worth double the attention.
The most compelling case for abstinence I’ve ever seen.
FACT: Pretty much
(Source: boohooboo)
